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A Dagger A Dagger Please Fetch Me A Dagger Shirt
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A Dagger, A Dagger, Please Fetch Me A Dagger Shirt – For the Dramatic, The Doomed, and The Terminally Online
The A Dagger A Dagger Please Fetch Me A Dagger Shirt from MeloBubble.com is your new go-to for those days when everything feels like a Shakespearean monologue—or a Tumblr meltdown from 2012. With its melodramatic plea printed front and center, this tee is part theater kid, part emo poetry, and 100% main character energy.
Whether you’re spiraling in a vintage bookstore, dramatically sighing into your latte, or simply romanticizing your breakdown, this shirt makes it clear: you’re not just sad, you’re aesthetic about it.
For Lovers of Drama (and Dagger References)
Inspired by countless cries for help wrapped in poetic flair, this design is perfect for anyone who quotes Hamlet unironically or adds “alas” to everyday sentences. It’s both a joke and a vibe. A moodboard in fabric form. It screams (quietly, in italics) “I’m fine,” when you are clearly not.
Product Features
- Soft cotton comfort: Feels like a warm hug from Ophelia
- Unisex sizing: Because heartbreak is gender-neutral
- Crisp black-and-white print: Pairs perfectly with smudged eyeliner and existential dread
- Perfect gift: For English majors, theater nerds, and anyone whose diary could double as performance art
- Irony included: Wear it to therapy, open mics, or under your trench coat
Style Meets Sad Soliloquy
This shirt belongs in a dimly lit café, a chaotic group chat, or the front row of a student production of Macbeth. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a declaration. A plea. A dagger. Metaphorically, of course.
Additional information
| Style |
Unisex Classic Shirt ,Unisex Premium Shirt ,Unisex Hoodie ,Unisex Sweatshirt |
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| Color |
Black ,Ash ,Azalea ,Cardinal ,Charcoal ,Dark Heather ,Forest Green ,Heather Galapagos Blue ,Heather Royal ,Irish Green ,Khaki ,Kiwi ,Light Blue ,Light Pink ,Maroon ,Military Green ,Natural ,Navy ,Orange ,Purple ,White ,Red ,Royal ,Sport Grey ,Spruce |
| Size |
S ,M ,L ,XL ,2XL ,3XL ,4XL |
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PRODUCT DETAILS
CLASSIC T-SHIRT
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
PREMIUM T-SHIRT
Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
HOODIE
50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong
SWEATSHIRT
Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Sizes (From S to 4XL) |
| Style | Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts |
| Brand | MeloBubble |
| Made | In the United States |
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