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Andy Byron Kristin Cabot Divorce Tour Shirt
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Andy Byron Kristin Cabot Divorce Tour Shirt – When Cheating Hits the Kiss Cam
Because nothing says “oops” like getting caught on a stadium screen. The Andy Byron Kristin Cabot Divorce Tour Shirt is the unofficial merch for the most cosmic breakup of the year. When renowned astronomer and tech CEO Andy Byron was spotted on the Coldplay concert kiss cam locking lips with a coworker—not his wife, Kristin Cabot—the internet lit up like a collapsing star.
Naturally, MeloBubble turned it into a shirt.
This design playfully frames the scandal as a tour, with mock concert dates and that oh-so-awkward moment at the center of it all. Whether you’re into tabloid drama, petty fashion, or just love turning real-life chaos into wearable irony, this one’s for you.
Why This Shirt Belongs in Your Closet
Let’s face it—some messes are just too iconic to forget. And in true MeloBubble style, we’ve turned public embarrassment into public fashion. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s post-breakup performance art. It’s giving “scorned wife era,” it’s giving “office HR crisis,” it’s giving “astro-nomical misstep.”
Shirt Features
- 100% soft cotton: For comfort, even if your marriage just exploded
- Unisex sizing: Drama is genderless, and so is this tee
- Bold satirical design: Because healing is faster when it’s funny
- Perfect gift for the pop culture obsessed
- Coldplay fans, beware: This shirt might ruin “Yellow” for you forever
Join the Tour
Whether you’re team Kristin, team chaos, or just here for the memes, the Andy Byron Kristin Cabot Divorce Tour Tee is your ticket to front-row pettiness. Pair it with sunglasses, wine, and a screenshot of the kiss cam. Healing starts with merch.
Additional information
| Style |
Unisex Classic Shirt ,Unisex Premium Shirt ,Unisex Hoodie ,Unisex Sweatshirt |
|---|---|
| Color |
Black ,Ash ,Azalea ,Cardinal ,Charcoal ,Dark Heather ,Forest Green ,Heather Galapagos Blue ,Heather Royal ,Irish Green ,Khaki ,Kiwi ,Light Blue ,Light Pink ,Maroon ,Military Green ,Natural ,Navy ,Orange ,Purple ,White ,Red ,Royal ,Sport Grey ,Spruce |
| Size |
S ,M ,L ,XL ,2XL ,3XL ,4XL |
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PRODUCT DETAILS
CLASSIC T-SHIRT
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
PREMIUM T-SHIRT
Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
HOODIE
50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong
SWEATSHIRT
Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Sizes (From S to 4XL) |
| Style | Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts |
| Brand | MeloBubble |
| Made | In the United States |
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