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Please Be Patient I Have Autism and a Gun in My Pocket Tee

Please Be Patient I Have Autism and a Gun in My Pocket Shirt

Name: Please Be Patient I Have Autism and a Gun in My Pocket Shirt
Brand: MeloBubble
SKU: 16868
Availability: InStock

Price range: $17.99 through $37.99

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Unisex Classic Shirt

Unisex Premium Shirt

Unisex Hoodie

Unisex Sweatshirt

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Description

Please Be Patient I Have Autism and a Gun in My Pocket Shirt – Unhinged, Unapologetic, and Meme-Ready

Too weird for Walmart, too real for Twitter. The Please Be Patient I Have Autism and a Gun in My Pocket Shirt from MeloBubble.com isn’t just a shirt—it’s internet energy in cotton form. Equal parts cursed meme, chaotic satire, and high-voltage fashion risk, this tee is for those who live at the edge of irony and aren’t afraid to wear it out loud.

It riffs off the classic “Please Be Patient I Have Autism” design and takes it to a darkly absurd new level by adding the wildly unnecessary (and instantly viral) line: “…and a gun in my pocket.” It’s the kind of shirt that makes people stop, blink twice, and then immediately send it to their group chat.

Satire, Not Violence

Let’s be clear—this shirt is not about promoting violence. It’s about mocking the ridiculousness of internet discourse, meme culture, and those who take every slogan way too literally. It’s a hyperbolic gag, a commentary on over-the-top self-diagnosis merch, and a wearable shitpost for the Extremely Online.

Why You’ll Probably Regret Buying It (But Not Really)

Soft cotton blend: Because irony should be comfortable
Unisex sizing: For all genders, spectrums, and gun-shaped pockets
Perfect for memes, chaos, and confusing strangers
Guaranteed side-eyes in public settings
Ironically iconic during Twitch streams, conventions, or cursed thrift hauls

For the Bold and Terminally Online

This shirt is made for people who browse Reddit at 3am, quote drill tweets in conversation, and live by the sacred motto: “It’s just a bit.” Wear it with Crocs and sunglasses. Pair it with absolute silence at the grocery store. Make it your whole personality—or just a punchline.

Additional information

Style	Unisex Classic Shirt , Unisex Premium Shirt , Unisex Hoodie , Unisex Sweatshirt
Color	Black , Ash , Azalea , Cardinal , Charcoal , Dark Heather , Forest Green , Heather Galapagos Blue , Heather Royal , Irish Green , Khaki , Kiwi , Light Blue , Light Pink , Maroon , Military Green , Natural , Navy , Orange , Purple , White , Red , Royal , Sport Grey , Spruce
Size	S , M , L , XL , 2XL , 3XL , 4XL

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PRODUCT DETAILS

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details
Attribute	Details
Color	Printed With Different Colors
Size	Various Sizes (From S to 4XL)
Style	Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
Brand	MeloBubble
Made	In the United States
Care Instructions	Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron. Do not dry-clean.