Still Can’t Beat Michigan Shirt

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Still Can’t Beat Michigan Shirt – Dave Portnoy Tee

Sports rivalries never die—and this shirt makes sure of it. The Still Can’t Beat Michigan Shirt from MeloBubble.com is a bold, cheeky nod to one of college football’s most heated rivalries. Inspired by Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy, this tee is equal parts sports banter, fan pride, and pure trolling energy. If you live for college football smack talk, this is the shirt you’ve been waiting for.

The Meaning Behind the Design

Every season, fans gear up for the showdown between Michigan and Ohio State—and every season, the internet lights up with memes, rants, and victory laps. This shirt captures that energy in four little words: Still Can’t Beat Michigan.” Whether you’re a die-hard Wolverines supporter or just someone who loves poking at rivals, this tee delivers the perfect dose of sarcasm.
And with Dave Portnoy—never shy about his Michigan pride—at the center of the hype, this shirt doubles as both fan merch and internet culture commentary. It’s not just apparel—it’s a statement.

Why You’ll Love It

  • Premium cotton blend: Soft, breathable, and perfect for game day
  • Unisex fit: Great for men, women, and anyone ready to flex Wolverines pride
  • Bold typography: Easy-to-read, high-contrast design that makes your message clear
  • Sports + culture crossover: Perfect for fans of both Michigan football and Barstool banter
  • Great gift idea: For superfans, rivals who need roasting, or that friend who loves Portnoy’s hot takes

Wear It Anywhere

Game day tailgate? Check. Watch party? Absolutely. Walking through rival territory just to stir the pot? Even better. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your lucky cap—this shirt will always bring the energy.
Additional information
Style

Unisex Classic Shirt

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Unisex Premium Shirt

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Unisex Hoodie

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Unisex Sweatshirt

Color

Black

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Ash

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Azalea

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Cardinal

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Charcoal

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Dark Heather

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Forest Green

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Heather Galapagos Blue

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Heather Royal

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Irish Green

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Khaki

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Kiwi

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Light Blue

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Light Pink

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Maroon

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Military Green

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Natural

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Navy

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Orange

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Purple

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White

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Red

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Royal

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Sport Grey

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Spruce

Size

S

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M

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L

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XL

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2XL

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3XL

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4XL

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PRODUCT DETAILS

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details
AttributeDetails
ColorPrinted With Different Colors
SizeVarious Sizes (From S to 4XL)
StyleClassic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
BrandMeloBubble
MadeIn the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.