I’m Either Listening to COLDPLAY or Cheating On My Wife Shirt

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I’m Either Listening to COLDPLAY or Cheating On My Wife Shirt – A Wildly Specific Vibe for the Emotionally Confused

The I’m Either Listening to COLDPLAY or Cheating On My Wife Shirt is for anyone who lives in a constant state of emotional turmoil, soft rock playlists, and questionable life choices. Printed with the now-legendary line: “I’m either listening to COLDPLAY, about to listen to COLDPLAY, thinking about listening to COLDPLAY, or cheating on my wife”—this tee doesn’t pull punches. It’s unhinged. It’s oddly relatable. It’s probably someone’s autobiography.
Whether you’re a Coldplay fan, a meme lord, or just someone who loves a good chaotic punchline, this shirt delivers the drama.

Why It’s a Cult Classic in the Making

This tee is a love letter to people who feel too much, think too hard, and still put “Yellow” on repeat like it’s therapy. It’s for those who cry during “Fix You,” overshare in group chats, and maybe have one too many secrets. You know who you are.

Product Details

  • Made from soft, high-quality cotton for comfort during Coldplay marathons
  • Unisex fit that flatters all genders and all levels of existential crisis
  • Bold white text that hits harder than the bridge of “The Scientist”
  • Perfect gift for sad boys, chaotic wives, or anyone in their feelings
  • Meme-friendly and ideal for viral TikToks, ironic brunches, or divorce court

Wear It, Don’t Explain It

Pair it with jeans, guilt, or headphones at full volume. It’s a shirt, it’s a red flag, and it’s probably the funniest thing you’ll wear all year.
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Style

Unisex Classic Shirt

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Unisex Premium Shirt

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Unisex Hoodie

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Unisex Sweatshirt

Color

Black

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Ash

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Azalea

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Cardinal

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Charcoal

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Dark Heather

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Forest Green

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Heather Galapagos Blue

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Heather Royal

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Irish Green

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Khaki

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Kiwi

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Light Blue

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Light Pink

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Maroon

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Military Green

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Natural

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Navy

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Orange

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Purple

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White

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Red

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Royal

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Sport Grey

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Spruce

Size

S

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M

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L

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XL

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2XL

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3XL

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4XL

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PRODUCT DETAILS

CLASSIC T-SHIRT

Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon

HOODIE

50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong

SWEATSHIRT

Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester

Product Details
AttributeDetails
ColorPrinted With Different Colors
SizeVarious Sizes (From S to 4XL)
StyleClassic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts
BrandMeloBubble
MadeIn the United States
Care Instructions
  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach.
  • Tumble dry medium.
  • Do not iron.
  • Do not dry-clean.