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Please Be Patient I Have Autism and a Gun in My Pocket Shirt
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Please Be Patient I Have Autism and a Gun in My Pocket Shirt – Unhinged, Unapologetic, and Meme-Ready
Too weird for Walmart, too real for Twitter. The Please Be Patient I Have Autism and a Gun in My Pocket Shirt from MeloBubble.com isn’t just a shirt—it’s internet energy in cotton form. Equal parts cursed meme, chaotic satire, and high-voltage fashion risk, this tee is for those who live at the edge of irony and aren’t afraid to wear it out loud.
It riffs off the classic “Please Be Patient I Have Autism” design and takes it to a darkly absurd new level by adding the wildly unnecessary (and instantly viral) line: “…and a gun in my pocket.” It’s the kind of shirt that makes people stop, blink twice, and then immediately send it to their group chat.
Satire, Not Violence
Let’s be clear—this shirt is not about promoting violence. It’s about mocking the ridiculousness of internet discourse, meme culture, and those who take every slogan way too literally. It’s a hyperbolic gag, a commentary on over-the-top self-diagnosis merch, and a wearable shitpost for the Extremely Online.
Why You’ll Probably Regret Buying It (But Not Really)
- Soft cotton blend: Because irony should be comfortable
- Unisex sizing: For all genders, spectrums, and gun-shaped pockets
- Perfect for memes, chaos, and confusing strangers
- Guaranteed side-eyes in public settings
- Ironically iconic during Twitch streams, conventions, or cursed thrift hauls
For the Bold and Terminally Online
This shirt is made for people who browse Reddit at 3am, quote drill tweets in conversation, and live by the sacred motto: “It’s just a bit.” Wear it with Crocs and sunglasses. Pair it with absolute silence at the grocery store. Make it your whole personality—or just a punchline.
Additional information
| Style |
Unisex Classic Shirt ,Unisex Premium Shirt ,Unisex Hoodie ,Unisex Sweatshirt |
|---|---|
| Color |
Black ,Ash ,Azalea ,Cardinal ,Charcoal ,Dark Heather ,Forest Green ,Heather Galapagos Blue ,Heather Royal ,Irish Green ,Khaki ,Kiwi ,Light Blue ,Light Pink ,Maroon ,Military Green ,Natural ,Navy ,Orange ,Purple ,White ,Red ,Royal ,Sport Grey ,Spruce |
| Size |
S ,M ,L ,XL ,2XL ,3XL ,4XL |
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PRODUCT DETAILS
CLASSIC T-SHIRT
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
PREMIUM T-SHIRT
Super Soft, 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
HOODIE
50% cotton, 50% polyester, Made from spun fibers that make for a very strong
SWEATSHIRT
Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester
| Attribute | Details |
|---|---|
| Color | Printed With Different Colors |
| Size | Various Sizes (From S to 4XL) |
| Style | Classic T-shirts, Premium T-shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts |
| Brand | MeloBubble |
| Made | In the United States |
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